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【赛后贴】今日NBA常规赛，独行侠133-126战胜76人。

双方关键球员数据：

76人：恩比德42分5篮板3助攻2抢断1盖帽，哈登14分9篮板20助攻1失误，马克西24分0篮板2助攻1抢断，梅尔顿9分6篮板2助攻1抢断1盖帽，麦克丹尼尔斯20分8篮板1抢断，米尔顿15分2篮板3助攻，里德8分4篮板1助攻1抢断3盖帽，尼昂5分1篮板2助攻，豪斯10分1篮板4助攻。

步行者：哈利伯顿40分3篮板16助攻1抢断，希尔德15分8篮板2助攻，沃拉16分2篮板1助攻，特纳10分0篮板0助攻1抢断1盖帽，内姆哈德7分4篮板1助攻，马瑟林13分2篮板，麦康纳12分5篮板4助攻，史密斯14分2篮板，杜阿尔特4分1篮板3助攻，布里赛特8分2篮板1助攻。

[–]SunsHesiPullup 71 points 4 hours ago

This isn’t an OT score??

太阳球迷：这是不加时能打出来的分数吗？

[–]VenturiMask 27 points 4 hours ago

Welcome to the modern NBA.

球迷：当代NBA，只会刷高分！

[–]Bullsiunrealx1995 6 points 4 hours ago

Is todays NBA just both sides playing offense and then taking rests on defense except during the final minutes?

公牛球迷：现在的NBA比赛，除了比分焦灼的最后几分钟，球队都是在自己的进攻回合很卖力，然后在防守回合休息。

[–]76ersHoelEmbellyDancer 14 points 4 hours ago

I'm sure Embiid was trying extra hard not to jump when he didn't have to

76人球迷：别人我不知道，恩比德真的是能不跳就不跳！

[–]76erslil_extro_vert_ 32 points 4 hours ago

The sixers have had 3 games in 4 nights twice. This is some BS lol. I wouldn’t mind them resting harden or Embiid tomorrow, especially Embiid bc of his foot thing

76人球迷：76人最近有两次4天打了三场比赛，这赛程安排太不合理了！希望下一场能安排哈登和恩比德轮休，尤其是有脚伤的恩比德。

[–]Rocketsvenitienne 4 points 4 hours ago

Feels like the sixers have been playing every night recently. Should probably rest both Harden and Embiid next game

火箭球迷：确实，最近感觉天天有76人的比赛。下一场真该让哈登和恩比德轮休了！

[–]76ersPolPotato 5 points 7 hours ago

76ers are playing their fifth games in seven days with four of them on the road. This schedule is properly fucked.

76人球迷：7天5场比赛，其中4个客场，这赛程真的恶心！

[–]shikageyama 4 points 6 hours ago

Turner is so soft, no boards in 17 mins. 6'11 btw.

球迷：6尺11的特纳出场17分钟0篮板，只能用一个词来形容，软！

[–]Poopywaterengineer 6 points 6 hours ago

How did Pacers fans watch a replay of Turner pushing Embiid and then boo?

球迷：不知道步行者球迷怎么看特纳最后的推人犯规？

[–]PacersMFLBlunts -2 points 6 hours ago

Didn't even touch him.

步行者球迷：他不叫恩比德，叫摸不得！

[–][IND] Reggie Millermoonfish817 -3 points 6 hours ago

That was some bullshit at the end, no eyeballs. I want to beat the 76ers, not the refs.

步行者球迷：裁判最后阶段的吹罚啥也不是，我们的对手是76人，不是裁判！

Seffery@seffery_·6hReplying to @Pacers

Lol philly loses if flopping was actually illegal

推特网友：如果联盟能针对倒地，76人绝对一败涂地！

SIXERS 2023 NBA CHAMPS@76ers23Champs·6hReplying to @Pacers

Refs helping you all game and you still lose? Enjoy watching us in the playoffs again.

推特网友：想看有裁判助力还赢不下比赛吗？季后赛的76人值得期待！

[–]KnicksExhibit5 20 points 4 hours ago

Hali looks fucking LEGIT. 40/16 is not something you expect of just any 3rd year player.

尼克斯球迷：哈利伯顿真让人眼馋，进入联盟才三年就能砍下40+16，你敢信？

[–]Supersonicscancercureall 1 point 5 hours ago

At first I thought Hardeen had a stinker but then I did a double take at the assists. Nice.

超音速球迷：看一眼哈登得分，我刚准备开喷，又看一眼助攻，我将输入栏清空！

[–]LakersCul_what 7 points 3 hours ago

20 asts on 1 TO is fucking nuts even if he shot like shit

湖人球迷：投篮拉稀，但20助攻1失误让人惊叹不已！

[–]bamboleo11 7 points 3 hours ago

James "Honey Buns" Harden

球迷：詹姆斯-烙饼大师-哈登！

[–]Doncicfuturegoat 9 points 4 hours ago

Harden = Point God.

球迷：哈登是控卫之神！

[–]MavericksOmfgHaxx 54 points 4 hours ago

20 assists to 1 turnover is insane. Can't believe he wasn't an all star.

独行侠球迷：20助攻1失误太神奇，全明星真的不配你！

[–]LakersOKCDraftPick2028 82 points 5 hours ago

Harden All NBA first team

湖人球迷：本赛季最佳一阵得有哈登一席之地！

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 22 points 4 hours ago

Bro media still will find a way to leave him off an all nba team. His storyline this year has been soo underrated

马刺球迷：兄弟，你想多了。媒体总有理由不选哈登，今年无论哈登打多好，他们就是不认！

Aidan LaPorta@aidanlaporta69·6hReplying to @sixers and @cryptocom

推特网友贴图：给哈登道歉的正确格式：

收件人：詹姆斯-哈登

发件人：XXX      日期：

道歉理由：

1.我曾认为他只会造犯规！

2.他在面对我最爱的球队时砍下过50分！

3.我钟爱的球星没有哈登优秀！

4.我曾认为本赛季的哈登不再是全明星球员了！

5.我曾认为他身材走样了！

6.我曾认为他不会防守！

7.我刚知道哈登还是联盟前五的球星！

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